Mommyfriend

Girlfriend or Female companion of a man (usually in his 20's) who is at least twice age. Not to be confused with a cradle schnitzel, as in this case, the man is enamored by older women. A bit less extreme than a gerontophile.

Look, is that Pete and his mum?
Nope, that his mommyfriend.

Mommyfriend by D77 January 29, 2014

Mommyfied 

When you have spent so much time with your kids that you cant function as a normal adult anymore.

"Did she just say she has to go tinkle?" "Yeah, she's mommyfied"

"That poor girl is mommyfied"

Mommyfied by CMRPhillips March 26, 2010

momfriend 

It's the girl you're dating, who acts like your mom! So much caring all rolled into one. She'll make sure you get an A on that paper, all while baking you cookies and giving you head.

My momfriend broke up with me last night. I got a C on my research paper.

momfriend by yourshitiswack December 6, 2010

momfriend 

A friend you make with the common bond of both being moms

You know Adrienne, she's a momfriend, I met her at the playground last week.

momfriend by emc543 October 17, 2013

Momfriend 

A girlfriend that acts like she's your mom.

Joe thought he was getting a girlfriend, but instead he got a momfriend.

Momfriend by Aliases August 18, 2011