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What happens after your Mom counts to three.
Mom: 1, 2, 3
Child: Oh no, she's becoming a Momster
momster by Yermy Battled Warter December 8, 2016
A spanglish term for very attractive girls who you think you could hook up with.
"Hey Timmie, take a look at those moisteras, let's see what you got".
moisteras by B Wabo April 29, 2008

Moister than an Oyster 

Making someones pu55y so moist that she becomes a watergun or lawn sprinkler.
Mike Dillon makes girls "Moister than an Oyster"
A word used in conversation of siblings to complain about their mother. Comes from "mom" + "monster" = momster.
The momster is really angry tonight...
momster by Kitten123 July 28, 2005
A mom who is extremely scary, or scary looking.
Boy: Dude, that hag is a total momster!
Momster by Notorious VIC January 25, 2010

Moisterbate 

The act of masturbating furiously with extremely sweaty or clammy hands, creating friction burns on the shaft and making it impossible to finish.
Dude I was moisterbating so tough last night and now my cock burns like a mother fucker. I won't be able to jerk off for at least a week.

I hate it when my dick bleeds after I moisterbate hard with my sweaty hands. It just completely ruins my day!
Moisterbate by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011