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Molson Canadian 

A pretty good cheap beer. It's not fancy, but it kicks the shit out of Labatts Blue and all those shitty American beers like Coors and Bud lite
When I'm making cash I drink Heinekens but when I'm not, I could do a lot worse than Molson Canadian

molson canadian 

The best thing this land has to offer.

Kick ass taste and a fair price,
often seen on commercials during a hockey game.
Canadian: Hey! you want a molson canadian?
American: yeah sure. Dam! you guys know whats good!
molson canadian by Ramy poo June 2, 2012

molson canadian 

almost as bad as coors light.
Person 1: Hey man this beer tastes like piss.

Person 2: Yeah, that's because it's Molson Canadian...at least it's better than Coors Light.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026