"Chester the Molester" was a comic strip from Hustler magazine, of a dirty old man who always wore skid-marked panties on his head. It was written by Dwaine B. Tinsley and ran for 13 years, in the 80's and 90's.
by McHoon January 29, 2010
An emoji that looks like a moon. If you send this emoji three times to someone via text, then that person will get a message from Molester Moon describing their death in other emojis. For example, if you sent it to your friend and then Molester Moon sent them a chicken, a monkey, two red balloons, and an explosion. Somehow they will die like this. If you are sent these three emoji moons and recieve the way of how you're gonna die, Molester Moon will then visit you in the night and kill you as you were described. He normally shouts "I'm gonna molest you!....Here I come!" multiple times in a row. Molester Moon in real life is as tall as a human but very round, for he is a moon, and he has arms and legs. If you hide in your room and he can't get in because of how big he is, then he'll just leave.
To find out more about Molester Moon, visit Smosh.com or watch their video entitled "Molester Moon" to find out their story about Molester Moon.
To find out more about Molester Moon, visit Smosh.com or watch their video entitled "Molester Moon" to find out their story about Molester Moon.
Person 1: (sends three moon emojis) Ha! Now you're gonna die!
Person 2: Oh no!!! Molester Moon's gonna find me!
Later that night
*Molester Moon sends this to person one*
"☀ ☁ ☔ ⛄ ⚡ 🌀 🌂 🌙 🌟"
Person 2: Oh god, I'm gonna die from severe weather storms and then an umbrella's gonna shove a moon and star up my ass!!!!!
Molester Moon: I'm gonna molest you! Here I come!
Person 2: NOOOOOO
*person 2 dies*
Person 2: Oh no!!! Molester Moon's gonna find me!
Later that night
*Molester Moon sends this to person one*
"☀ ☁ ☔ ⛄ ⚡ 🌀 🌂 🌙 🌟"
Person 2: Oh god, I'm gonna die from severe weather storms and then an umbrella's gonna shove a moon and star up my ass!!!!!
Molester Moon: I'm gonna molest you! Here I come!
Person 2: NOOOOOO
*person 2 dies*
by MOLESTERMOONBEEYETCH January 20, 2014
When you spawn in a video game, a 'Spawn Molester' is someone who will stand in a advantageous location and kill the respawning opposition players repeatedly until they 'Rage Quit'.
Oh my god, that guy is a fucking spawn molester! He's completely spawn raping those noobs.
That gamer Chriss_Casse must be a Spawn Molester, he's raped so many noobs on Nuketown in Call of Duty: Black Ops he must be on the sex offenders register
Fuck you, you fucking Spawn Molester. He's a glitching noob like Carmoo
That gamer Chriss_Casse must be a Spawn Molester, he's raped so many noobs on Nuketown in Call of Duty: Black Ops he must be on the sex offenders register
Fuck you, you fucking Spawn Molester. He's a glitching noob like Carmoo
by TheRealGamer777 January 15, 2011
by Amon 'Get In The Van' Koutarou August 9, 2015
by MOLESTERS November 16, 2016
"did you see that interview with Ray molesting that cupcake?"
"being a cupcake molester is my new hobby."
"being a cupcake molester is my new hobby."
by frnkieromustdie August 18, 2013
A child molester is a sick individual that preys on children for sexual pleasure. I feel for any child that has been molested by this A__ Holes.
Wayne Chmelsky is one of those sick people. He recently got convicted.
Wayne Chmelsky is one of those sick people. He recently got convicted.
by gevvst May 2, 2008