molasses mustache Share definition Flag A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving molasses mustache by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the molasses mustache mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
