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molasses mustache
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A
mustache
that's
dripping wet
With feces and seamen like a
dirty Sanchez
but without the pubes
After a
long night
at
the rest
stop bob had a molasses
mustache
from all the rides he'd been giving
by
blumpkin25
February 8, 2015
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