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Mojave Mohawk 

When a large, sweaty, naked native american stands above you spreading their ass as you sit on the the ground "indian" style while they clench their ass cheeks on your head and stand up slowly, leaving a smelly, greasy, crusty mohawk behind.
I partied out in the desert and woke up with a Mojave Mohawk.
Mojave Mohawk by reverend spazm October 5, 2012

reverse mohawk 

A hairstyle where you have all your hair except for a strip down the middle (where a traditional mohawk would be)
Chet pass out with his shoes on again. Get a razor, we're giving him a reverse mohawk.
reverse mohawk by AUPatches March 18, 2011

Durf Mohawk

The act of excessively masturbating in your pants and splooging all over your gooch area
until your durf, (hair on gooch), has enough jizz on it to spike into a mohawk.
"I'm getting a durf mohawk, because I havent shaved in a while."
Durf Mohawk by Durf Gobbler November 1, 2013

Polish Mohawk 

A hair style where a person is bald in the middle of their head but have hair on the sides.
Many middle aged men sport a Polish Mohawk.
Polish Mohawk by Lyle Butane September 22, 2017

cock mohawk 

When one shaves their pubes leaving a narrow strip of hair in the middle of their groin undisturbed. Its the man version of the landing strip. In some cultures it is considered a popular pubic hairstyle.
Rocco: Dude guess who's gettin a mohawk?
Me: My Dick!
Rocco: Don't you mean your pubes?
Me: No man, think about it, the pubes are my dick's mohawk.
Rocco: Haha... good point. You got me there.
Me: Yea, its a called a cock mohawk!
cock mohawk by Bsmitty003 February 26, 2008

dread mohawka 

It's when a human breaks out in assholes and shits himself to death
Quick! Take Daniel to the hospital I think he has dread mohawka
dread mohawka by Micahfishes October 16, 2013