moaning myrtle

Moaning Myrtle is a term used most commonly in South West England for a teenage girl who has multiple sexual partners. It originates from the Harry Potter series and is called so as a moaning myrtle moans during intercourse

"I wish that moaning myrtle would shut up it's half past 2 and she's still out on the street

by Sara is short November 07, 2005

moaning myrtle

The ghostly girl that likes Harry Potter in the second and fourth books. She haunts one of the girls bathrooms at Hogwarts. She helps Harry and Ron find the chamber of secrets, and also helps Harry open the egg.

Moaning Myrtle likes Harry Potter

by Testes101 April 14, 2009

moaning myrtle

A whorish girl in Harry Potter who repeatedly attempts to suck harry off. Characteristics include standard emo behaviour such as excessive crying and whining. Also displays various voyeurous acts.

Got her name from.........ahem...you guess XD

Moaning myrtle watched harry potters body float through the water like a gas infested turd.

by the dude with the momma XD July 22, 2008

Moaning Myrtle

Perfect nickname for your wife or girlfriend that is trying to speak while you are choke-fucking her during a Harry Potter movie.

Sorry Moaning Myrtle, but I can’t understand a single word you are saying.

by Mancave Movie Madness May 30, 2017

Moaning Myrtle

When you moan in class and it turns your teacher on until the point of no return

Holy crap I'm about to have a Moaning Myrtle!

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

Moaning Myrtle

When you moan in class and your teacher gets turned on until the point of no return

I'm about to pull a Moaning Myrtle right now.

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

Moaning Myrtle

The exceptionally irritating and creepy ghost girl from Harry Potter, who in the films was actually played by Daniel Radcliff in drag.

Moaning Myrtle is probably NOT hiding in your toilet right now but you should probably check anyway

by That-wierd-kid-down-the-street June 18, 2021