If a mortal fills their boredom meter, and types mmmmmuuuuubbbbbtttttccccceeeeezzzzzqqqqq, their amount of boredom will become too great for them and they will become immortal! Have fun with boredom for all of eternity! You have typed mubtcezq except with 5 of each letter. this word is a gateway to many other words no mortal could experience.
Person 1 is locked in room with a single computer
Person 1: types mmmmmuuuuubbbbbtttttccccceeeeezzzzzqqqqq
Person 1: becomes immortal
Person 1 then realizes that with their immortal powers, he can free himself!
Person 1 punches the door hard Person 1 screams in pain
the only power of being immortal is immortality, no lightning bolts or super strength.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!