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Mean Mother Fucker Blues, a tune by Angry Johnny and the Killbillies.
I woke up one morning, and I kicked my dog
I beat my neighbors skull in with a big ol' maple log
I called his big fat hairy wife a big fat hairy slob
I had the blues
The Mean Mother Fucker Blues (MMFB)
MMFB by psychobilly1000 September 10, 2011
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Make me feel better. Often used on Reddit.
I just got dumped, lost my house and my cat died all in the same day. MMFB
MMFB by liz6969696969 January 4, 2012
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As in the way of life of a true gangsta. In the words of Lil' Wayne, "I be makin' money and fuckin' bitches". It is a way of life, whether gangsta or businessman. MMFB is what the best of us do.
MMFB by MMFB For Life December 27, 2008
mmfb stands for my mother fucking box. It is a term used by soccer goalkeepers. It refers to the box they are allowed to pick the ball up in. The term means no one can come in and score a goal because it is the goalkeeper’s mother fucking box.
The goalkeeper took out the striker because they entered his mmfb.
mmfb by Ghzjsjwhdvbsh October 20, 2018
An acronym signifying one's Most Masturbate-able Facebook Friend
She's got some nice bikini shots on Facebook now, she's definitely my new MMFBF.
MMFBF by timpanum December 20, 2014
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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