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White Mist 

Where a guy becomes so horny, he loses his ability to think straight and only cares for getting a shag, a bit like the red mist but with sex instead of killing.
Guy 1: mate, wat the hell were you doing with the captain of the pork patrol last night??

Guy 2: I'm sorry man, its been months, i just got the white mist ...

The White Mist

Spraying your jizz into the back of an electric fan, making sure that the fan blows your load out, in a shotgun like fashion.
Use The White Mist on a girl that is asleep.
Use The White Mist in a contest to see who can get the best range/distance.
Use The White Mist onto a dart board.
Use The White Mist on a pass out friend.

White Mist 

When you get cum in your asshole and fart it out like white mist.
Billy had so much cum in his asshole that when he attempted to white mist his daddy all that came out was a brownish whitish sludge that drizzled down his gooch.
White Mist by Elliot Lolder October 20, 2008

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026