Miss South Carolina 

A title associated with Lauren Caitlin Upton, Miss South Carolina in the Miss Teen USA Pageant 2007, made famous by her answer to the following question asked by Amiee Teegarden:

"Recent polls have shown a fifth of American's can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?"

To which Miss South Carolina replied:

"I personally believe that U.S. American's are unable to do so because uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh I believe that our education like such as South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. uh, or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children."

I am so jealous that Miss South Carolina has been everywhere like such as!

Miss South Carolina by Rosse September 28, 2007

Miss South Carolina 

Probably the reason people hate the US

That fucking miss South Carolina bitch could not be dumber.

Miss South Carolina by Cloudwacher22 December 24, 2007

Miss South Carolina 

I personally believe places like The Miss South Carolina and everywhere like such as, and Urbandictionary.com can't afford definitions, and, uh, like, I think the urbandictonary.com education people should help us.

Thank you Miss South Carolina for giving us the true meaning of entertainment

Miss South Carolina by Ozzy Osbourne January 15, 2008

miss south carolina 

A stupid chick that thinks her looks(even if not attractive) will make up for the lack of knowledge and intellect and personality that is missing... such as like miss south carolina.

"I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and The Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the US or should help South Africa and should help The Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children."

Girl:"Israel is occupying Arab land"
Me:"Are u kidding? read ya history and shut up you 'miss South Carolina.''

miss south carolina by Noctaeono September 24, 2007

Dumber than Miss South Carolina 

When someone gives the answer to a different question because they are too dumb to understand the question they were asked.
Derived from the recent Miss America pageant when Miss South Carolina had the ultimate blonde moment.

Q. What is your opinion on the global warming issue?
A. I'm very happy the globe is warming up because then people won't have to use tanning beds as much so there won't be as much skin cancer.

That girl is dumber than Miss South Carolina

Dumber than Miss South Carolina by Brunette from the North August 10, 2009

Miss Teen South Carolina 

The woman whose bikini pics I ashamedly masturbate to . The reason our kids are getting Shit grades in school . A girl who was " nervous" yet couldnt prove that her I.Q was above that of a vegetable when later interviewed. Barbie who knows that our education such as South Africa and "
the Iraq " has something to do with the way 1/5 of Americans cant locate the U.S on a world map.

Jimmy was choking his chicken to some nude shots of that stupid little hottie Miss Teen South Carolina , when his mother walked in and snipped off his John Thomas.

Miss Teen South Carolina by BigJohnson69420 November 2, 2011