A condition that is also called paronychia which is caused by a bacterial infection around the fingernail symptoms include warmth, pus, and pain hence why it is called finger misery.
I hate finger misery and also pus! Blech!
by Strange Blue Dude June 25, 2017
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The sexual arousal derived from experiencing or watching others experience misery.

To enjoy one's own misery or that of others.

Synonym: Schadenfreude
John got a misery boner when Wade failed to get into Mechanical Engineering.
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"Everybody wants to be, my enemy-my-my."
Oh god Imagine Dragons made a league of legends song, can't belive they don't touch grass anymore, it's a banger though. *Oh, the misery! plays on his phone*
by da world. September 23, 2022
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when you tell someone something slightly sad and they respond in saying something much worse, as though trying to win a competition that only they are participating in.
Person 1: "I had so much homework this weekend!"
Person 2: "Well I got attacked by a bear!"
Person 1: "Way to just misery-top me."
by geek522 November 5, 2011
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Misery High is a roleplaying group on deviantART.com. It has become a very interesting as well as equally dangerous school located in Misery Falls, west Virginia. There are very many rumors circling the school that usually stem from the comment of death and danger.
The only way to know this for sure is if more people attend Misery High to uncover it's secrets.
As the name states it is a school of misery but from this misery there is excitement and interest. Plus the rumors can't always be true, can they? Whatever the case may be, this school is definitely to die for.
1. "Have you heard of Misery High?"
2. "Some people say there are ghosts at Misery High, do you think it's true?"
3. "Misery High always has a lot of rumors."
by GarnetEncrustedCarnations August 5, 2011
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The song titled "enemy" by imagine dragons...
Imagine draggin-
Oh the misery...
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noun: an individual whose especial self-esteem arises from inducing and/or inspiring misery in others, usually with the aim of elevating said individual to a place of importance and/or authority.

verb/gerund : "misery pimping"
Her incessant need to make other people feel guilty and shitty is a symptom of her misery pimping.

He think's everything's "problematic" - what a misery pimp.
by artistasayoungman April 3, 2011
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