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A Rat that has no taste in men, and is a simp. She has new taste in men every week.
Miquel: I have a new crush
Miquel by Non ya businesses November 23, 2021
A savage with no taste in men. She is clumsy, annoying, and dumb, but most of all she is a huge simp that you will ever meet. She has many crushes that change each day. She likes the song “thank you next” by Ariana Grande cause that song represents her love life. If you happen to meet one, stay away from her, you don’t know what’s coming your way.
Friend: oh shit, Miquel’s coming, hide

Miquel: I have a new crush bitches

Everyone: not again
Miquel by Non ya businesses November 23, 2021
This boy is just magical. Is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. He will always be for you when you need him and take care of you in any situation. He dazzles the world with his passion for f1, music and his friends and family. He is intelligent, smart, passionate, charming, attractive, handsome, attentive, affectionate, funny, he will always bring a smile to your face when you are sad and give the most perfect and warm hug.

He says things directly and with the heart, he'll give you the best advice for all you need.
Protect him, is a treasure. You see the brightness in his eyes.
Miquel Martínez gave me the best advise.

Can I hug u once, Miquel Martínez?

Bea loves Miquel Martínez. And it always will.
Miquel by Gala Huma November 22, 2021
A girl (I think) that has crushes on their crushes dad along with terrible taste and a very bad director. Miquels are usually in love with animals in sexual ways. If you ever have a crush on a Miquel... please hide your dad.
Boy; oh Lordy lord. It's Miquel. Dad go hide.

Miquel Martínez 

This boy is just magical. Is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. He will always be for you when you need him and take care of you in any situation. He dazzles the world with his passion for f1, music and his friends and family. He is intelligent, smart, passionate, charming, attractive, handsome, attentive, affectionate, funny, he will always bring a smile to your face when you are sad and give the most perfect and warm hug.

He says things directly and with the heart, he'll give you the best advice for all you need.
Protect him, is a treasure. You see the brightness in his eyes.
Miquel Martínez has given me the hug I needed, after the best advice.

Miquel Martínez is unique.

Bea loves Miquel Martínez, and it always will.
Miquel Martínez by Gala Huma November 21, 2021

Miquel Martínez 

This boy is just magical. Is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. He will always be for you when you need him and take care of you in any situation. He dazzles the world with his passion for f1, music and his friends and family. He is intelligent, smart, passionate, charming, attractive, handsome, attentive, affectionate, funny, he will always bring a smile to your face when you are sad and give the most perfect and warm hug.

He says things directly and with the heart, he'll give you the best advice for all you need.
Protect him, is a treasure. You see the brightness in his eyes.
Miquel Martínez has given me the hug I needed, after the best advice.

Miquel Martínez is unique.

Bea loves Miquel Martínez, and it always will.
Miquel Martínez by Gala Huma November 21, 2021
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