minty poop Share definition Flag When you eat something minty and you poop. For some reason, it smells like a mint. Jackson: today, I just had a minty poop Michael: NO FUCKING WAY. HOW DID THOSE MINTS MAKE YOU POOP?!?!? minty poop by A_Formal_Fart November 10, 2020 Get the minty poop mug.