pinch of minnow shit

Very small amount of shit used in an expression.

He ain't worth a pinch of minnow shit!

by Woodpimp October 9, 2015

Minooka Minnow

Inserting your dick into a girl soft, and allowing it to grow within her. Therefore going from a “minnow” to a fully erect cock

I asked for a Minooka Minnow, and she was bonfoolerized with joy

by Creamster December 20, 2021

turd minnows

Clusters of really small shit.

Just had to push out a few turd minnows just now.

by One Dead Man March 27, 2017

Sharks and Minnows

When a male sits on a female's (or another male's if you're into that)'s face and they chomp his balls. The balls are the minnows. The chomper is the shark.

"Hey, man, what's going on with you? Why are you limping like that?"
"Sarah and I played sharks and minnows last night..."

by Skunk Rat March 30, 2021

SS Minnow

A shit stain, usually found in underwear or if your feeling kinky, in your pants.

Omg, did you see the SS Minnow on Ray Whittaker’s pants.

by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures May 1, 2023

Mud Minnow

A little person who only has sex with black men.

"You have NO shot with Katy, you're too white. Katy is a mud minnow after all!"

by skunkys August 10, 2023

Minnow

A small fish. Usually quite easy to catch with a hand net

The creek was full of minnows.

by piss fish August 15, 2022