Mudd Minnow

When you put your limp penis in a butthole.

That girl got mudd minnowed last night.

by EstebonHayes May 9, 2016

minnow juice

Pre-ejaculation fluid; pre-cum

I didn't even have to use lubricant last night with that dime piece I took home because my minnow juice was out of control.

by Big Sliz June 17, 2011

minnow mush

minnow = fish, mush = mouth aka fish face or upside down smiley face, facial contorsions that wrecked up people pull

omg check her out she's proper gurning she's got a minnow mush!

hey how you doin?, ahhh by the looks of things not great check your minnow mush! I think you should check yourself before you wreck yourself! hehehe

by MoJo701 September 8, 2007

S.S. Minnow Johnson

1) Carter's made-up name for a boat while pretending to be its captain and trying to get with the real captain's girlfriend in rush hour 2.

2) Variation on the boat from Gilligan's island the S.S. minnow
3) Guy with a huge penis

Hot woman: Oh this is your boat? What's its name?
Carter: Its name? ... oh yeaa, its the S.S. Minnow Johnson baby.

Woman: that's funny it says Red Dragon on the side.

by mogie13789 April 13, 2011

Minnow Lake Crew

A group in Sudbury, Ontario, Canada, that inhabits the Minnow Lake area. The beat people with bats, and are "tough guys". But, if they were ever confronted alone, they would cower in fear, and wet their pants.

Guy: Hey, aren't you one of those Minnow Lake Crew members?
MLC member: Yeah.
Guy: I'm gonna kick your ass.
MLC member: (wets pants)No way man. (runs away)

by B-Gizzle August 3, 2006

Minnesota Minnow Shot

First experimented with, invented, patented, and consumed in the great lands of Minnesota. In places where great friends get together for more than a good time, but commune ceremoniously in Dionysian style celebrations of strength in friendship. Stout Minnesotan’s deify their virtuous alliance by slamming down the ‘Minnesota Minnow Shot’. A drink consisting of: 1 part stout spirit, and a single fresh swimming minnow. First the shots are to be decanted together in a line, then live Minnesota minnows are to be dropped into each glass immediately before ingestion. Minnesota minnow shots are not for the novice or inexperienced dipsomaniac. Only minnows born of Minnesota lakes will appropriately serve the task. No compliment to Minnesotan wildlife intended, just simply observed that Minnesota minnows possess the unique ability to live submerged in alcohol a spell longer than most North American breeds; for reasons modern science has yet to reveal.

The Minnesota Minnow Shot tradition was born, when young people around MN began drinking the shots for fun.

by Shomas April 8, 2009

Minnow talk

The phenomenon whereby an IM conversation gets so confused due for example to alcohol or lack of attention or the fact one side is just plain odd, that the other no longer understands what is being said.

'No idea what you're talking about now, that's just a load of Minnow talk!'

by EFB Ron August 14, 2005