mingeworm

Alternative for a rather unpleasant and off putting vagina.

I wouldn't get with her. She's got mingeworm homeslice.

by FinbarC March 24, 2024

mingeworm

A mythical parasite infestation that relates to the female genitals being infested with worm/maggot like species.

I wouldn't have advise having any rough and tumble with that lady. I hear she has a case of mingeworm.

by FinbarC March 25, 2024

mingermorphosis

Describes the unfortunate transition by many women from eighteen-year old nubiles into ugly, sweaty, fat, pram-faced mingers with bingo wings. If it's going to happen it usually does by the age of 35. However, it can happen straight out of adolescence, particularly for townies (British trailer trash equivalent).

Mingermorphosis is often the result of watching daytime television, a sedentry life-style and marriage. It is widely believed a pre-requisite for entrance into the audience of Trisha, Jerry Springer, and similar waste-of-space chat show programmes.

Mingermorphosis can be a by-station on the way to becoming an oxygen thief.

"Kirsty Alley used to be really hot before her mingermorphosis"

by thewilster October 18, 2004

mingewhore

Noun describing one who is particularly adept and munching on hairy cunts. Can also be used to describe one whose behaviour is that of a right arse-barking twat.

That Jillian's been a right period-pain mingewhore all cunting week.

by The Dee September 16, 2005

mingewomble

Female version of a cockwomble

She is a right mingewomble

by Hotbitch84 May 19, 2017

Mindworm

A stupid person.

Oh my gosh what a stupid mistake. You must be a mindworm.

by Guest Services May 9, 2017