Milk Dragon

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Very large penis belonging to a man who produces allot of seamen milk usually at least 8 inches in length and quite thick term is usually used in surprise when the Dragon is discovered

is more of a dragon if the man has large testicles to

Oh my I was not prepared for the size of your milk dragon!

I think your milk dragon is leaking.

now that is a milk dragon!

Milk Dragon by Mykeymoonshine October 30, 2011

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Milk Dragon

When you are having sex with a pregnant female, and she climaxes so hard that she squirts and lactates at the same time.

I was boning my girl so hard in her second trimester, that she turned into a total milk dragon.

Milk Dragon by Donut_mro June 13, 2016

milk dragon

A term used in childhood to describe a kid who laughs while drinking milk, causing it to gush from the nostrils. My brother and I (now in our early sixties) learned this in the cafeterias of several grade schools, where it was used widely. Neither of us had ever encountered its sexual use until now, here on Urban Dictionary.

Did you see what happened to Billy when I told that joke? I timed it perfectly while he was drinking, and turned him into a total milk dragon! He spewed it all over himself.

milk dragon by Grant Tarredus March 28, 2022

one eyed chineese milk dragon

penile euphamism: simply means penis. However the reaction when used is suprisingly better than using "cock" or other slang terms.

I asked her if she wanted to see my one eyed chineese milk dragon,

' " yeah, I'd give her the old one eyed chineese milk dragon!".

one eyed chineese milk dragon by greenradioactive March 2, 2009

Chinese Milk Dragon

A consensual sexual practice involving adult partners in which anal penetration is achieved using a prosthetic device designed to release a liquid substance, specifically lacteal fluid in order to symbolically replicate the physiological function of male ejaculation.
Must be between two Asian women

we had a nasty chinese milk dragon last week, you should've seen it!

Chinese Milk Dragon by soup18 December 31, 2025

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026