milk dog 

(Rural Chinese) A female dog whose milk is intended for human consumption.

Lowry: I hope there’s no milk dogs here.
Serpenza: oh no, this is definitely a place where they breed milk dogs. (Shows a picture of a child drinking a dogs milk from the teat)
Me: what’s a milk do- oh, alright then

milk dog by Sharpguyinatie May 1, 2019

Milk Dog 

A milk dog is a feral pregnant dog with her tits hanging out that is mostly going to bite you, to protect her young. If you get close. They are everywhere in china.

Better get out of here. There's a Milk Dog there

Milk Dog by Lee's June 29, 2020

Milk Dog 

The purest kind of dog, very Christian, very good. The goodest dog.

"Wow, that dog is a Milk Dog!"

Milk Dog by notnyasnt July 9, 2019

dog milk

Exactly what you would expect. Literal milk from the utters of a woman dog. Meant for young dogs, but consumed by Hawaiian natives since the 15th century. Griffin Sutterfield's preferred form of milk.

Griffin poured himself a nice cool glass of dog milk for his afternoon snack.

I only have a dog for the milk. Dog milk is the most fresh when its straight from the utter. - Griffin Sutterfield

dog milk by Your Mom's ex-boyfriend November 4, 2019

Hot dogs in their milk carton 

An uncultured person, particularly a homeschooler, doesn’t have all the hot dogs in their milk carton.

“_____ doesn’t have all the hot dogs in their milk carton.”

“Well, you wouldn’t expect Kate to know - she doesn’t have all the hotdogs in her milk carton…”

Hot dogs in their milk carton by Marshal Watson March 30, 2023

milkdog

A male sex organ slathered in baby batter.

My parents walked into my room right as I had a milkdog.

milkdog by jk&kj September 29, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005