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milk dog 

(Rural Chinese) A female dog whose milk is intended for human consumption.
Lowry: I hope there’s no milk dogs here.
Serpenza: oh no, this is definitely a place where they breed milk dogs. (Shows a picture of a child drinking a dogs milk from the teat)
Me: what’s a milk do- oh, alright then
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Milk Dog 

A milk dog is a feral pregnant dog with her tits hanging out that is mostly going to bite you, to protect her young. If you get close. They are everywhere in china.
Better get out of here. There's a Milk Dog there
Milk Dog by Lee's June 29, 2020

Milk Dog 

The purest kind of dog, very Christian, very good. The goodest dog.
"Wow, that dog is a Milk Dog!"
Milk Dog by notnyasnt July 9, 2019
Exactly what you would expect. Literal milk from the utters of a woman dog. Meant for young dogs, but consumed by Hawaiian natives since the 15th century. Griffin Sutterfield's preferred form of milk.
Griffin poured himself a nice cool glass of dog milk for his afternoon snack.

I only have a dog for the milk. Dog milk is the most fresh when its straight from the utter. - Griffin Sutterfield
dog milk by Your Mom's ex-boyfriend November 4, 2019

Hot dogs in their milk carton 

An uncultured person, particularly a homeschooler, doesn’t have all the hot dogs in their milk carton.
“_____ doesn’t have all the hot dogs in their milk carton.”

“Well, you wouldn’t expect Kate to know - she doesn’t have all the hotdogs in her milk carton…”
A male sex organ slathered in baby batter.
My parents walked into my room right as I had a milkdog.
milkdog by jk&kj September 29, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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