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Milk Chicken 

White rich kid that thinks he is a poor black kid, or a white guy that thinks he can rap
Milk Chicken by Suga Bear May 4, 2007

Milk-Chicken 

A white or non-hispanic who thinks he or she is an African American.
Milk-Chicken by Shoom May 15, 2003

milk chicken bomb

a truely vile surprise. heres how it works. first, take a glass jar (must be glass). make sure its got big enough of an opening to accept a leg or breast of chicken. next, get uncooked chicken parts and milk. it helps if the milk has alredy gone bad. combine milk and chicken in the glass jar until you cant fit anymore and its about to overflow. next, tightly secure the top onto the glass jar. now, discretely place the bomb in the heating ducts of a home or apartment. this is most effective after getting evicted or you catch your gurlfriend cheating on you. the next step is to simply wait. it may take time, so be patient. what happens is after repeated exposure to heat and pressure, the glass will eventually break or the top will pop off. if you can only find a rather thick jar you may want to poke a small hole into the top to ensure the smell gets released. after this happens, the most vile stench is released throughout the home, creating a constant unbareable smell that only gets worse every time the heat goes on. milk chicken bombs, when made and dispensed properly, have been known to make a home unliveable.
"that bitch wont know what hit her after my milk chicken bomb goes off motherfucker!"
milk chicken bomb by Ian June 17, 2006

milk the chicken 

This phrase originated in 2008 and is an expression for what is commonly known as a "hand job." This phrase is taking over in southwestern states, and is projected to replace handjob by 2010. If one's dick is grabbed, but one does not cum, then it does not count as "milking the chicken." Copyright lance mp 71490, 2008.
Hey, Matt, did she milk the chicken last night?

Matt replied, "no, i am a pussy-whipped bitch."
milk the chicken by L M P December 19, 2008

chicken milk 

Chicken Milk is a white liquid produced by the mammary glands of chickens and is creamy in texture. It is the primary source of nutrition for young chicks before they are able to digest other types of food. Early-lactation chicken milk contains colostrum, which carries the hen's antibodies to the chick and can reduce the risk of many diseases in the chick. It also contains many other nutrients and can be consumed by humans.
I just milked a chicken, but the darn thing flew away before I could collect enough chicken milk.
chicken milk by hooyogaalha December 27, 2014

Chicken Milk 

noun

an opaque beige fluid rich in fat and protein, secreted by female chickens for the nourishment of their young. Only one breed of chicken secretes milk, they can be found in Yeagertown, Pennsylvania. Locals have been drinking chicken milk for years, but it is a well kept secret because the bird is so rare. If you travel to yeagertown the locals will deny this legend, they will even pass it off ass a complete farce.
can I please have a glass of chicken milk?
Chicken Milk by poppasquat October 30, 2013
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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