Milk Carton

When you milk a bong so good, it becomes a milk carton.

You're milking the shit out of that bong John, that's a damn milk carton right there.

by Dave Lawrence July 19, 2014

Milk Carton

Milk Carton - When a HUMAN BEING acts like a lost puppy, and trails the nearest person they find like a ghost.

Both referred to as Milk Carton, for 1. having the appearance of a lost child on a milk carton. Or 2. still somehow attached to their mother's tit.

Okay, you guys, we have to seriously create some insane escape route from this area…there is a Milk Carton wondering around…if he see's any of us we are all fucked for the rest of the day!! He'll never leave us alone!!

by IIIXIII313 May 30, 2011

milk cartoned

past tense of milk carton.

That guy gave me a hard time so I milk cartoned him.

by nick May 9, 2005

milk carton syndrome

A compulsive habit of collecting milk cartons and filling rooms up to the ceiling with them.

Poor fellow had a very large house with only one room to live in, thanks to a life long disability called milk carton syndrome.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2019

milk carton booty

When the booty on a girl is so flat, it looks like it went missing.

Guy 1:”damn. Look at her booty. It’s so flat”
Guy 2:” yeah. She has milk carton booty”

by Boom343 June 14, 2018

Milk Carton Mugshot.

The type of picture that looks like it could be on a milk carton.

Tom: Dude, I was so drunk last night!
Steve: I know, I saw the pictures. Just about every picture of you was a milk carton mugshot.

by whitechapel June 29, 2009

Pandora’s Milk Carton

Pandora’s Milk Carton is when you put an entire school lunch in a full carton of school skim choccy milk it is extremely disgusting

My Friend made Pandora’s Milk Carton in the School Cafeteria, it was so disgusting.

by Za hando May 19, 2021