mildly moist

A horrible way to describe anything slightly wet.

Tim: I couldn't get that chick last night any more than mildly moist.
Ben: you got no game dude.

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

Moist Milly

An act similar to a wet willy, wherein a woman places her finger into her vagina before inserting it into an adversary's ear.

My girlfriend gave me a moist milly... I think I'm gay now.

by Archmageous April 14, 2022