milburns 

A horrendous mixed consistency bowel moment with painful burning caused by spicy or unhealthy food, much like the taco shits, but with or without the presence of Mexican food.

Mike got the milburns from that Cajun food last night and was crying in the bathroom all day.

My milburns where so bad I had to sit in the bathtub afterwords.

milburns by thorn_in_side May 26, 2011

milburnate 

The process of ejaculating yourself through minimal contact with ANY part of your body against one or more females. After this has happened you proceed to clean it off and then spend the rest of the night in your semen-stained boxers.

allow it man, she was grinding on me and i milburnated

milburnate by premature March 17, 2010

milburn pennybags 

smart, adaptive, glocal thinker business person

wiping out all there is about Pöpsi in 7 different countries in South America - literally- with an overnight operation and
-penertation wise- having the whole continent conquered the next day needs some serious Milburn Pennybags skills. Kudos to Kako Calo for that!

milburn pennybags by kelamist October 24, 2018

milburn 

Sheffield based rock band, friends of Arctic Monkeys.
Milburn have hit rocked the charts with their hit song, 'send in the boys' They have released their debut album 'Well well well' and are currently doing well as newcomers.

They support sheffield wednsday and started out their band in one of their granny's attic. classy.

"They'll take you on a holiday
Maybe to the seaside, maybe they'll just give you away
They'll drop you off and say goodbye" - Milburn's 'Send in the boys'

milburn by Kawaiikino October 10, 2006

milburn 

race of super-Catholic, extended breast-feeding Cro-Magnons attempting to make up the total population of the earth by the year 2020.

Thanks to those damn Milburns we will all be in the minority now!

milburn by minority figure December 1, 2006

milburning 

To pretend to listen to someone when in actuality you are thinking of what to say next.

Jenna was excitedly telling Mark about her new job, however Mark was milburning about telling Jenna about his new workout regime.

milburning by bravodude April 5, 2017

alex milburn

A guy who is really chilled. People often thinks he is really baked, but it's just his personality. Lovely and really funny.
Probably has a huge penis, every girl would like to smash.

Girl: OMG! He's so HOT!
Boy: Yah That's Alex Milburn....

alex milburn by LovelyCunt2622 December 27, 2017