miered 

"To put your allies in the most untenable position possible based upon exceptionally bad decision-making."

Widely used in blogs before and following Harriet Mier's withdrawal as a nominee for United States Supreme Court Justice.

Billy had never played football before, but he wanted to start at quarterback. His dad's buddy was the coach and miered Billy.

miered by Whipsaw Ellis October 29, 2005

The Mierdas Touch 

The ability to turn everything one touches to shit.

The phrase is a mash up of the King Midas myth of being cursed that everything he touched turned to gold and mierdas, which is the spanish word for shit.

There is some controversy as to whether the object touched was already a piece of shit with an exceedingly thin veneer of gold plating, where the Mierdas Touch serves only to reveal the subject's true nature versus the Mierdas Touch actually turning any object into shit, even if it was previously unblemished.

The doctor was beloved by all until he was touched the Mierdas Touch, wherein, it came to light that the doctor was constantly drunk, mis-prescribed drugs, and belittled underlings.

The Mierdas Touch by 10aflyGuy May 30, 2018

meredither 

a fan for a cow called Meredith who has an instagram account called @itsyourcow_meredith go follow it is an amazing account

you are one true meredither!

meredither by shakshooka November 17, 2018

puta mierda 

Fucking shit in Spanish. Here "puta" doesn't mean bitch, it's just and adjective used for everything: puta locura (fucking madness), puto cabrón (fucking bastard), puto despertador (fucking alarm clock), puto perro (fucking dog)

""shit bitch" would be "puta DE mierda"

Puta mierda, I left a bag the marijuana in the kitchen table, now my parents will see it.

puta mierda by doromeu October 10, 2013

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)

Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure by anna is a bananya May 5, 2019

meredith mickleson 

A hoe slut cheated on Ethan and is fucking ugly and he lips look like they got stung by bee

Meredith Micklesons a hoe slut

meredith mickleson by Jdhdbdjaksksk April 17, 2017

Miredys 

Persons with this name are beautiful and exotic. She is very chatty and never has trouble keeping a conversation going. Miredys can be a little shy, but you would never know it just by meeting her. She is patient - probably because of years of her trying to explain to people how to pronounce her name. People with this name tend to put their foots in their mouths on a regular basis - but, you'll love them all the more for it.

How will you know if you've encountered a Miredys? By her distinctive laugh!!

Correct pronounciation: Me-Reh-Dees

a: Do you hear that laugh?
b: Yeah, it's so loud, it must be a Miredys!!

Miredys by G8rFriend February 6, 2010