The Mierdas Touch 

The ability to turn everything one touches to shit.

The phrase is a mash up of the King Midas myth of being cursed that everything he touched turned to gold and mierdas, which is the spanish word for shit.

There is some controversy as to whether the object touched was already a piece of shit with an exceedingly thin veneer of gold plating, where the Mierdas Touch serves only to reveal the subject's true nature versus the Mierdas Touch actually turning any object into shit, even if it was previously unblemished.

The doctor was beloved by all until he was touched the Mierdas Touch, wherein, it came to light that the doctor was constantly drunk, mis-prescribed drugs, and belittled underlings.

The Mierdas Touch by 10aflyGuy May 30, 2018

Mieraf 

She is a very nice girl. She is really kind and pretty. People think she is so funny but she is just brutally honest. She will make you drop dead with all her roasts. She is not scared of anyone and will do anything for her friends. LITERALLY ANYTHING. She is scared of dogs. She will never lie to you about advice. She is very wise. She can sometimes get to drama but tries her hardest to get out of it. She moves on from boys every 2 seconds. She is smart but does not have common sense. A mieraf is normally really fun to be around.

I want a friend like Mieraf.

Mieraf by Mikaylaa December 15, 2019

mierani 

A very sexy girl. She may be a flirt but she is a very loyal girl. Once she gets her hand on a man, she'll never let him go. Although she is a flirt, she never had a boyfriend her entire life.Mierani is also very smart, though her intelligence is always kept lowkey. For example, she always gets an average score in her exams even though she knew all the answers. She is also very fragile, he heart's made out of glass, gold glass to be exact. She's often called trash or a weeb, though it may be true, she's still gold. She has a weird love and excites for 'two boys kissing' or what we shall call yaoi but that is just what makes her an interesting person. She's also been mistaken for being a basic bitch but she had never denied that fact. All that we know is she's a fantastic girl who can get high with at 3 in the morning and had been going to clubs and parties since she was 10. She's the most lit person you'll ever meet and will sometimes remind you of Nicki Minaj but it's all good. She calls herself a gamer but doesn't even own a ps4. She makes the dankest meme in the world and she herself is dank af.

Damn is that girl Mierani, cause she fine as hell! I wanna slide in her DM!

mierani by memes that make you go meh December 26, 2016

harriet miers 

Nominee for Associate Justice of the Supreme Court. Previously served as White House Counsel to the President. Her nomination has come under fire because of a lack of experience and what some Republicans feel is a lack of conservative credentials. She is a born-again, sexually inactive 60 year old woman who looks like Jerri Blank from Strangers with Candy.

Today I nominated Harriet Miers to the bench. Uhhh, you'll just have to trust me on this one.

harriet miers by PPabs October 10, 2005

Harriet Miers 

A term for someone who is grossly underqualified for something.

"Did you hear Steve wants to take out his own appendix?"
"Yeah - didn't he fail medical school?"
"Yup."
"What a Harriet Miers."

Harriet Miers by Matt Staten November 3, 2005

mieraf 

A nigga who keeps his attitude high and his wardrobe fly

I want to dress like mieraf

mieraf by Wordsking March 16, 2017

merasmus 

Merasmus is a wizard most commonly found in the game TF2 (TeamFortess2) Halloween Special. Merasmus for some reason really hates the character Soldier Go find out why yourself I don't have time for research G'day!

Merasmus Get over here and let me kick your a$$!

merasmus by MerasmuzTheWizard! December 26, 2017