midcurve

A type of thinking that is defined by being completely unremarkable, totally average, i.e. 100 IQ. A person with midcurve thinking has bad outcomes because the person isn't smart enough to make the correct decision based on logic, nor dumb enough to just "follow their gut" which would usually produce a better outcome than whatever they choose. Midcurve thinking is done by midwits. Can be used as a verb or adjective.

"That guy refused to buy Solana under $10 because it had some issues in the past, and now it's worth $100. He really midcurved that decision!

midcurve by supersmartboy February 23, 2024

midcurving 

Expressing a very average, common, or politically correct opinion and backing up that opinion with lots of info/math/statistics etc when that opinion is contrary to opposite viewpoints with much simpler explanations. The term is used most often in financial circles.

Investor 1: “Bitcoin’s price will be going down for the foreseeable future and here’s why. According to my calculations……”
Investor 2: “Dude, you’re midcurving. Bitcoin’s price will rise cause more people are gonna buy it as time goes on.”

midcurving by eacc June 23, 2024