A very sexy boi, with a pair of huge butt and penis. Approximately 10000 km long. Very hot on the bed, he'll be a good fuck. His shit is very smelly and huge, a lot of girls called Angela would love him.
You're good Mida Jiang Jiang.
I'll let you come all over me Mida Jiang Jiang.
by Michael Sundry UK January 12, 2022
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People that work with Trump always end up getting screwed or losing integrity. For a man who is loves gold he has the Anti-Midas touch!!
by 50 Spence October 22, 2017
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The sexiest person I've ever seen. He has a big black penis (approximately 80 inches) with 6 pairs of testicles. A lot of girls named Angela would love him very much.
I want you to cum all over me Mida Jiang Jiang!
You're a good fuck Mida Jiang Jiang.
by Michael Sundry UK January 12, 2022
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His cock is sooo sexy your cock is fucking nothing to it. His cock is soooo big that when he fucks marigold she has it coming out her mouth.
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So you like my dick? It’s… nothing much.
Oh… my… how did you get it.

It’s my ‘special Midas’ big sexy cock’.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 5, 2022
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A phenomenon where anything created by the internet, will be destroyed by the internet, usually in the matter of days.
“Hey did you hear about (insert popular online event/trend/game)?”

“Yeah, but more and more people started joining in on it and they ruined it. It’s always a recurring Midas Touch Effect whenever the internet gets a hold of something precious.”
by Sxftware April 13, 2022
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slang for a jewel thief who has never been proven guilty no matter how many times he has been caught
A:Hey, that jewel thief just got acquitted again!!
B:What a Midas!
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