The best alien you will ever meet. He will help you fight super flies and help you cheat in gambling. If you ever see a wild mikitaka, give him tissues as a gift, he will now die for you.
Also known as Mikey D, MikeyDelicious, MickeyDeadly. MickTheDog is by far the most solid person to have walked the earth thus far. Some say he is a distant relative of Chuck Norris. His triceps make bodybuilders cry like little girls. The Mikey D-Division is the most esteemed sporting division in all of world sport, however, no one has been able to make the cut other than TheDog himself, because quite frankly, no one is that solid.
-Why do I feel like such a loser around MickTheDog?
-I don't know man, he makes me feel so feminine.
A term for a non-committal, yet successful, single professional female that has surpassed the dreaded 30 year old mark. Micksters aren't quite like cougars, but they are not far off the mark. They think they can still relate with the twenty something crowd and often congregate in dive bars and watering holes during happy hour. Girly drinks such as cosmos don't apply to Micksters and they are satisfied shot-gunning heavily hopped up beers. Micksters are often characterized by their witty personalities and sensible attire such as comfortable flat shoes. You will never see a Mickster with a boyfriend because they are too busy being non-committal and downing said alcoholic beverages. If gone unchecked a Mickster will go straight passing cougar status and enter "sugar mama" status after 10 years.
I hit it off with this chick at the bar but she totally blew me off. What a Mickster!
I got passed up for a promotion at work by a Mickster. She wasn't even excited and went straight to happy hour for an IPA.
I got Mickster'ed at the bar after unsuccessfully trying to get her number for 3 hours!