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michelin man 

Someone wearing at least one tire on their body.
You’re just a michelin man.
michelin man by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Michelin Man 

When a male who is so hesitant to have sex, he puts on condom after condom resulting in the rubberband parts piling up making his wang look like the Michelin Man.
Girl: Hahaha! Hey, is that the Michelin Man?

Michelin man 

When a fat women is being fucked from behind so hard that her fat rolls compress making her look like the Michelin man
You take that fat bitch home
Yup gave that bitch a nice Michelin man

Michelin Man 

Before sex, wrapping one's penis in a white bed sheet before the condom.
Baby, I didn't cheat on you! That was the Michelin Man!
Michelin Man by PacoPicaso March 16, 2019

The Michelin Man 

When a couple with more than two extra tyres between them participate in bedtime activities. Usually one or more tyres are moved in order to achieve the activity.
“Honey my tyre is looking good after dinner today

“Mmm, I love that darling we can go upstairs and do the Michelin Man tonight”

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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