Michelin Man

When a large man, with at least one belly roll is recieving a blowjob, he takes said roll and places it on top of a girl's head.

Did you hear about larry? he Michelin Manned that chick last night

Michelin Man by Danny Micronesia May 1, 2005

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michelin man

Someone wearing at least one tire on their body.

You’re just a michelin man.

michelin man by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

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Michelin Man

When a male who is so hesitant to have sex, he puts on condom after condom resulting in the rubberband parts piling up making his wang look like the Michelin Man.

Girl: Hahaha! Hey, is that the Michelin Man?

Michelin Man by slapshotpeewee9 May 8, 2007

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Michelin man

When a fat women is being fucked from behind so hard that her fat rolls compress making her look like the Michelin man

You take that fat bitch home
Yup gave that bitch a nice Michelin man

Michelin man by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017

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Michelin Man

Before sex, wrapping one's penis in a white bed sheet before the condom.

Baby, I didn't cheat on you! That was the Michelin Man!

Michelin Man by PacoPicaso March 16, 2019

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The Michelin Man

When a couple with more than two extra tyres between them participate in bedtime activities. Usually one or more tyres are moved in order to achieve the activity.

“Honey my tyre is looking good after dinner today”

“Mmm, I love that darling we can go upstairs and do the Michelin Man tonight”

The Michelin Man by MichelinMan101 April 10, 2023

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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