Michael Fassbender 

A sexy Irish-German actor. Most famous for his performances in movies such as Hunger, Jane Eyre, 300 and X-Men: First Class as well as TV series such as Band of Brothers.

He has a notable bromance with X Men co-star James Mcavoy. Fans refer to them as 'Fassavoy' and in interviews between the two they seem to spend the whole time flirting with each other.

Due to his wide smile that shows both rows of his teeth he is often referred to as a shark.

Fangirl 1: Have you seen X-Men: First Class yet, Michael Fassbender is gorgeous in it!

Fangirl 2: I know he is such a handsome shark! And him and James Mcavoy are so obviously in love!

Michael Fassbender by SwarleyStinson July 11, 2011

Michael Fassbender 

n. the epitome of male perfection.

Popular for his cameo appearances in Jaws (as the great white shark) and Finding Nemo (as Bruce).

Michael Fassbender is absolutely attractive. I love his shark grin!

Michael Fassbender by beingboredsucks January 15, 2012

michael fassbender 

German-Irish actor who is 34 he acted in H3X, Band of Brothers, 300, HUnger, Fish Tank My opinion is he is Very Sexy, CUte, sweet, funny, fun, TALL, &Gorgeous and he can act!

also in X men:first class along w/James Mcavoy & othr actors currently dating Zoe Kravitz

Michael Fassbender'sgorgeous, green eyes sparkle along with his dashing face & smile.

michael fassbender by <3seasons&dogs June 21, 2011

Michael Fastbender 

When work or school obligations stop you from completing the standard three day plus bender so instead the time frame condenses and the drinking intensifies.

“Weekend bender?”
“I got work Sunday but I’m still down for a Michael Fastbender.”

Michael Fastbender by El Grande EZ May 12, 2018

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020