He told the press that he only wanted the crowd to march to the Capital, not takeover the Capital, by revolting. Yeah right! That sounds like his usual "male bovine fecal material"! He's full of it!
Maite is a girl you meet online. You’ll want to stay with her forever, no matter what. She’ll forgive and laugh with you. Tough times may come, but we know Maite will be there for you. She’s precious and radiates amazing beauty. Her laugh brightened the room, and even if she’s quiet at first, know she’s a whole new person underneath.
1)Someone who:
Has a mortal fear of showers.
Cuts his filthy, puke-inducing toenails right in front of you.
Hawks up phlegm, and then chews it and swallows, around fifty times an day.
Farts around 50 times an hour, and laughs every fucking time, like a fucking moron.
Doesn't even own a fucking toothbrush.
Tells you when he's just masturbated, and describes it in intricate detail.
2)Proof that no god exists.
Paul:Man, I saw your room-mate yesterday. I swear to God I could smell him from 50 yards. How THE FUCK can you live with him?
John: I don't know, I just don't know. I can't go on like this, John! I just can't!
* Starts crying on Paul's shoulder*
Paul: * pats John on the back*
There, there. There there.
A guy who has the right qualities in order for him to be your boyfriend. By saying a guy is "boyfriend material", you are saying that he is indeed datable by your standards.
Wow, I hung out with Mark last night and he was caring, funny, and handsome as hell. He's definitelyboyfriend material.
She's gorgeous in her mind, soul and of course in physical appearance but that's just the start of the long list of her. Her hugs are soft and true. Whenever you say "I love you" to her make sure you say it so that she knows, not so that you can hear it back.
Meaning you are planning on getting really f*cked up. Something you would say in the afternoon if you are planning on getting blackout drunk later that evening.