miami heat

Winner of the NBA finals 2006. They beat the mavericks! There new marketing scheme is called White Hot Heat. All the people that come to the games wear white. The heat is coached by Pat Riley. They stick together, and always say that God is there true coach. (HOW SWEET IS THAT?!)

Key players:
1. Dwayne Wade (MVP 2006)
2. Shaq
3. Alonzo Mourning

the miami heat are the best and are the winners of the NBA finals 2006!

by nats09 June 24, 2006

Miami Heat

When a girl eats a habanero pepper and then performs oral sex on a man.

Damn girl, that Miami Heat you just gave me was extra hot!

by Adallac Escalade October 28, 2008

Miami Heat

The embodiment of evil.

Lord Voldemort, Darth Vader and The Wicked Witch of the West aren't as evil as the Miami Heat.

by The Bloke's Bike May 28, 2011

Miami Heat

STD.

Lebron James got Miami Heat when he had sex with 64 virgins.

by uno uno uno July 12, 2010

Miami Heat

Chlamydia, when acquired in the state of Florda.

I went down to Miami for New Year's and picked up Miami Heat from a prostitute.

by sivino January 16, 2009

Miami Heat

A foursome gangbang with a ratio of 3 men and 1 woman in which the men try to finish but can't. Similar to a Houdini, they pretend to finish and throw their tears all over her back. When she turns around, they give excuses why they could get her a ring.

All we could give her was some Miami Heat.

by Rashard Quovon Lewis December 11, 2011

Miami Heat

NBA team that blows it; Pat Riley is their horrible coach; were the best team in the East in '99 and got beaten by the 8 seed Knicks in the playoffs; Zo was here

Zo was with the Heat before.

by 0000 October 20, 2003