Miami Heat 

When a girl eats a habanero pepper and then performs oral sex on a man.

Damn girl, that Miami Heat you just gave me was extra hot!

Miami Heat by Adallac Escalade October 28, 2008

Miami Heat 

The embodiment of evil.

Lord Voldemort, Darth Vader and The Wicked Witch of the West aren't as evil as the Miami Heat.

Miami Heat by The Bloke's Bike May 28, 2011

Miami Heat 

STD.

Lebron James got Miami Heat when he had sex with 64 virgins.

Miami Heat by uno uno uno July 12, 2010

Miami Heat 

Chlamydia, when acquired in the state of Florda.

I went down to Miami for New Year's and picked up Miami Heat from a prostitute.

Miami Heat by sivino January 16, 2009

Miami Heat 

A foursome gangbang with a ratio of 3 men and 1 woman in which the men try to finish but can't. Similar to a Houdini, they pretend to finish and throw their tears all over her back. When she turns around, they give excuses why they could get her a ring.

All we could give her was some Miami Heat.

Miami Heat by Rashard Quovon Lewis December 11, 2011

Miami Heat 

NBA team that blows it; Pat Riley is their horrible coach; were the best team in the East in '99 and got beaten by the 8 seed Knicks in the playoffs; Zo was here

Zo was with the Heat before.

Miami Heat by 0000 October 20, 2003

Miami Heat 

Eastern Conference Champions hated by most of the US because of one man. The Miami Heat made the NBA relevant again and got everyone watching a sport that had become boring to watch. The villain gave life to basketball again and we are thankful!!

I hate the Miami Heat because they are the best NBA team and everyone hates them!

Miami Heat by MiamiFer December 10, 2011