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Mia W
She thinks hobbies count as sports aka thinks gymnastics is a sport but it’s just fucking not. She should be burend in a 1000 degree oven along with Leila and whoever burns them would be a hero. She thinks gymnastics means she’s athletic as a nigga. She should get a fucking tan with her pale ass. Her and her best friend are short as fuck. Mia will never get nailed as she is a lesbian and will scissor
Mia W by Izzie preusser sucks dick March 12, 2020
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mia w
Mia W is a girl who is funny, but does get carried away by her jokes. She is inappropriate without realizing it. She is beautiful and will make you jealous. She has beautiful eyes and long luscious hair.
mia w by PuppyLover2005 September 3, 2017
mia wallace
Multi-faceted character portrayed by Uma Thurman in the 1994 Tarantino film, Pulp Fiction. Is married to Marsellus Wallace, who is also known as the Big Man. Known in one of the biggest scenes in movie history, where John Travolta (Vincent) and Uma Thurman (Mia) twist for a contest at Jackrabbit Slim's. Shortly thereafter, Mia experiences a drug overdose and after an intense scene at a drug dealer's house(Lance), is stabbed in the heart with an adrenaline shot.
MIA WALLACE: Don't you hate that?
VINCENT VEGA: What?
MIA: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
VINCENT: I don't know. That's a good question.
MIA: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.
LANCE: You're going to have to give her an injecion of adrenaline directly to her heart. But she's got, uh, breastplates... (taps Mia's chest). You've gotta pierce through that. So what you have to do is, you have to bring the needle down in a stabbing motion. (demonstrates three times)
VINCENT: I-I gotta stab her three times?
LANCE: No, you don't gotta fucking stab her three times! You gotta stab her once, but it's gotta be hard enough to break through her breastplate into her heart, and then once you do that, you press down on the plunger.
VINCENT: What happens after that?
LANCE: I'm kinda curious about that myself.
VINCENT VEGA: What?
MIA: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
VINCENT: I don't know. That's a good question.
MIA: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.
LANCE: You're going to have to give her an injecion of adrenaline directly to her heart. But she's got, uh, breastplates... (taps Mia's chest). You've gotta pierce through that. So what you have to do is, you have to bring the needle down in a stabbing motion. (demonstrates three times)
VINCENT: I-I gotta stab her three times?
LANCE: No, you don't gotta fucking stab her three times! You gotta stab her once, but it's gotta be hard enough to break through her breastplate into her heart, and then once you do that, you press down on the plunger.
VINCENT: What happens after that?
LANCE: I'm kinda curious about that myself.
mia wallace by DGDarlin July 28, 2006
mia wells
A beautiful girl, usually tall. Very friendly and trustworthy, but don't get on her bad side. Is usually nice unless somebody makes her mad or aggravated. Attracts a lot of friends. People love her to the moon and back💫🌙
mia wells by Lynzie Michelle December 23, 2016
mia wellington
Mia is the perfect girl. She is smart, the most beautiful girl in the world, and has a huge heart. She will always be there for you and will always give her two sense. She is extremely cute in everything that she does. She has a lot of sass but you come to love that about her. If you have a Mia you should consider yourself the luckiest people on the earth. Her smile and eyes are amazing. She is literally an angel on earth but she is naughty at the same time.
mia wellington by #god May 2, 2018
Mia Wood
The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Sweetest and kindest girl on the planet. Usually medium to tall height wise, with long brown hair, dark eyes, and an amazing body that is too much for any guy. Kind of nerdy, but it's cute. Wears glasses sometimes when she forgets to wear her contacts, but they look cute as hell. Doesn't normally have time for guys, but that just makes them, including me try harder to win her heart, especially when she has already won yours...
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