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Self-pittying emo kids who profess to hate emo kids. More in particular: metal heads who claim to be "anti-emo" but are themselves the whiniest bitches on the planet...who are so touchy, you really wonder how they made it this long on planet earth.

They maintain their Tarzan beating chest masculinity by slamming doors, throwing general sissy fits, and making loud noises. They think this makes them, "Hardcore".

They think they're superior to emos, because when they get upset they drink a gallon of Vodka instead of slitting their wrists....While the stereotypical emo eventually dies out from so much "pain" and "suffering"..The MHEMO is like a perpetual blood draining leech on society that will never leave and never die.


MHEMO says: "What did you say? You don't like my hair? I'm gonna fucking kill you man!!! *Gets in a fist fight/and/or throws the guy who made fun of his hair.. out on highway traffic*

MHEMO says:"The stupid fucking Mcdonalds isn't open! What the fuck am I gonna do?! *Breaks chair*
MHEMO by C.L.K February 1, 2009
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Mhemmed 24/7 

Mhemmed 24/7 is a Kurd that always is on to something. He would be in the jungle or desert fucking up tigers, bears, lions, dromedary's and even dolls. He isn't romantic but, more like a fuck machine! So If you see Mhemmed 24/7 in the city! You better run this guy don't mess around. A typical Mhemmed 24/7 would be dressed like a roadman with a 1 meter machete. If he likes you he would say "hey azin" if he dont like you it would be "Fuck dig din lille jøde luder".

That is a Mhemmed 24/7
All girls: mmm who is that bad guy!

Mhemmed 24/7: Eow kom her hen luder"

All boys: "Damnn forget about that pistol"
Mhemmed 24/7 by Kwesitheboy January 5, 2022
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026