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Self-pittying emo kids who profess to hate emo kids. More in particular: metal heads who claim to be "anti-emo" but are themselves the whiniest bitches on the planet...who are so touchy, you really wonder how they made it this long on planet earth.

They maintain their Tarzan beating chest masculinity by slamming doors, throwing general sissy fits, and making loud noises. They think this makes them, "Hardcore".

They think they're superior to emos, because when they get upset they drink a gallon of Vodka instead of slitting their wrists....While the stereotypical emo eventually dies out from so much "pain" and "suffering"..The MHEMO is like a perpetual blood draining leech on society that will never leave and never die.


MHEMO says: "What did you say? You don't like my hair? I'm gonna fucking kill you man!!! *Gets in a fist fight/and/or throws the guy who made fun of his hair.. out on highway traffic*

MHEMO says:"The stupid fucking Mcdonalds isn't open! What the fuck am I gonna do?! *Breaks chair*
MHEMO by C.L.K February 1, 2009
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Mhemmed 24/7 

Mhemmed 24/7 is a Kurd that always is on to something. He would be in the jungle or desert fucking up tigers, bears, lions, dromedary's and even dolls. He isn't romantic but, more like a fuck machine! So If you see Mhemmed 24/7 in the city! You better run this guy don't mess around. A typical Mhemmed 24/7 would be dressed like a roadman with a 1 meter machete. If he likes you he would say "hey azin" if he dont like you it would be "Fuck dig din lille jøde luder".

That is a Mhemmed 24/7
All girls: mmm who is that bad guy!

Mhemmed 24/7: Eow kom her hen luder"

All boys: "Damnn forget about that pistol"
Mhemmed 24/7 by Kwesitheboy January 5, 2022
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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