When you masturbate and, upon ejaculation, lose track of some of the fluid so that you either can't find it and give up, or it appears later in a completely surprising location.
Me: So I was jacking off last night, but I had an MH370 and I'm not sure where some of the jizz went...
Them: Did you give up looking for it?
Me: No, I found it a few hours later on the other side of my room...
Short for Malaysia Airlines flight 370, a missing Boeing 777 aircraft, which vanished after deviating off course and flying to a spot in the ocean between Perth, Australia, and Madagascar.
(Mh370 because MH is Malaysia Airlines 2-letter IATA identifier code)
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand