When you masturbate and, upon ejaculation, lose track of some of the fluid so that you either can't find it and give up, or it appears later in a completely surprising location.
Me: So I was jacking off last night, but I had an MH370 and I'm not sure where some of the jizz went...
Them: Did you give up looking for it?
Me: No, I found it a few hours later on the other side of my room...
Them: Did you give up looking for it?
Me: No, I found it a few hours later on the other side of my room...
by bombombiggity August 31, 2015