Definitions by bombombiggity
MH370
When you masturbate and, upon ejaculation, lose track of some of the fluid so that you either can't find it and give up, or it appears later in a completely surprising location.
Me: So I was jacking off last night, but I had an MH370 and I'm not sure where some of the jizz went...
Them: Did you give up looking for it?
Me: No, I found it a few hours later on the other side of my room...
Them: Did you give up looking for it?
Me: No, I found it a few hours later on the other side of my room...
MH370 by bombombiggity October 13, 2015