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Mexican Rodeo 

When you fuck a girl in the ass and after a goood, lets say, one hour, you tell her you have AIDS, and then you hold on as long as you can like a rodeo!
Girl: Omg, fuck me harder!
Boy: Ohh yeah baby, guess what?
Girl: Mmm, tell me baby!
Boy: I have AIDS....
Girl: You WHAAAT?!!?
Runs hysterically around the room screaming

Dude, i was butt fucking my girlfriend, and then i told her i had AIDS, and then i held on like a mexican rodeo!
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Mexican Rodeo 

The act of getting violently drunk and putting a V12 engine in a tree and revving that bitch up and riding it.
Hey did you hear about Gabe doing the Mexican Rodeo last night?

Jon: Nah I was passed out by the tree.

He revved it too high and flew off her RIP.

Mexican Rodeo 

A sexual act. When a guy want to get back at his bitch for cheating on him, or just really piss her off. He goes to have sex with her (doggy style other wise she'll see whats going on) he puts chilli sauce on the condom then fucks her. the aim of of the game it is to see how long you can keep on beforeshe bucks you off because her beef cutains will be burning.
Gary: that bitch is cheating on me
Paddy: give her a Mexican Rodeo ... i gave your mum one
Mexican Rodeo by PrezMeister October 29, 2007

Mexican Rodeo 

When your receiving a blunken, you cum and drop your deuce at the same time!
Mexican Rodeo by perfect0zer0 February 27, 2011

Mexican Rodeo 

Having group sex or an orgy in a small car.
Trystan and Keith got some hookers and some booze and had a Mexican rodeo in the back of the Jeep.
Mexican Rodeo by Prhyme954 March 10, 2009

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026