My girlfriend and I did a Mexican Christmas last night, and now I have the shits and can't tell if it's hers or mine.
by Matthias Brown October 19, 2010
While a woman is giving birth you proceed to pour cocaine into her vagina and sniff the powder off the newborn along with other birth fluids
by Boss o neill May 06, 2021
When two men with real sleazy spic 'staches hook up, and instead of finishing off on/in eachother, they cum on someone's Christmas presents. It's a once a year event. Quite the spectacle if you're ever lucky enough to see one.
Hey sis, I think I can hear Dad and Santa Clause having a Mexican Christmas tonight on Christmas Eve!.... Nevermind, it's just Dad and Little Timmy... again...
by Hipster H April 21, 2011
The unfortunate circumstance when a group of individuals is trapped in an enclosed space (train, plane, bus) and one of them (usually unknown and having recently ingested a burrito or cup of chili) breaks wind, creating a cloud of misfortune for all involved.
Closely related: Dutch Oven
Closely related: Dutch Oven
A: "Hey dude, I bet you it was one of those girls that started the Mexican Christmas Party on the train yesterday."
B: "Ayeeeeee - who farted? I walked right into a Mexican Christmas Party!!!"
B: "Ayeeeeee - who farted? I walked right into a Mexican Christmas Party!!!"
by Mariano Webster February 21, 2009
A Mexican Christmas Present is the result of giving a girl a Donkey Punch, but instead of her butthole clenching up, she releases her bowels all over you like a Pinata, giving you - a Mexican Christmas Present.
"I tried to give Maria a Donkey Punch, but instead a tight fuck, she gave back a Mexican Christmas Present."
by rzerobzero April 28, 2012
when one is drunk as fuck and starts throwing up but is still horny from the poon they got turned down from so you jerk off in a vigorous manner and is also randomly shitting.....with or without a condom on for no reason.
by willhelm dixenteeth December 18, 2010
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