mews

a Freudian typo from a cat loving person when typing "mess up" - can be used in place of "fuck up" "screw up" etc.

Me: "If people love each other more like they love their family pets, relationships/marriages would last longer..."
Brandy: "People mews things up somehow with each other..."

by BranBran the Hopeless Romantic November 30, 2011

mews

to give the appearance of ghetto living or ghetto life.

man, that car sitting on those blocks is mews.

by pogo March 12, 2005

mews

This is a term for online news, when people enjoy a good session of reading such news on websites as www.shoutwire.com and www.digg.com. They can sit back with a cup of coffee and look back on the mews they read.

John- mmmmm... so relaxing, reading so much shit that happens in the world. big mews! they discovered a dildo shaped planet. MMMMMMMMM

by Rooger June 2, 2007

mews news

When your cat fills you in on all the wildly interesting things that have happened.

I walked into the house and got an ear full of mews news before I could even sit down.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019

mews_stimz_loves_zoro

A funny tiktoker who is actually Zoro's (from one piece) number one Stan/fan.

Mews_stimz_loves_zoro is so funny! Have you seen their latest video?

by Thaxolotlfun October 22, 2022

Fake Mews

When a cat meows at its owner for food and acting like it is starving even though it just ate a short time ago.

As I went to get a snack in the kitchen my cat was meowing at me for food. However, I knew it was Fake Mews since I fed him less than an hour ago.

by redoctober45 July 17, 2019

Monarch Mews

Where the hardest fucking people are born in Ajax, Ontario. About 90,000 people in the town but monarch is where the hard as fuck people come from. (Blancos)

"Those Monarch mews people are hard as fuck"

by Benny Blancos May 3, 2007