A fuckin funny lookin piece of shit car that if rear ended by a 1977 Crysler Cordoba, the rear end actually becomes the front end.
i gots me a metro, it aint safe but itll do
by Whizerd_ April 09, 2004
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Philip Todd. A starbucks drinking, slick clothes wearing yuppy from "metro" detroit. Can very easily be conceived as being a gay man but is very openly hetero. Likes to flaunt extravagant objects and fancy clothing as to prove to other less fortunate people that they do not belong in his society. Has been known to import coffee from South Central Africa due to the rich flavors and high caffeine levels that the region is known for. Very suspicious individual that is purely out to make himself look better than his peers!
As Phil walked down to the cafeteria with his french press in hand ready to make another pot of his fancy African coffee, his co-workers all snidely remarked "Metro"....."Metro!"
by Fellow Metro March 03, 2004
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a guy that dresses gay but is straight
He dresses very metro in his black skinnies.
by chris132454 September 02, 2008
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Acting like a girl, caring about what u look like way too much. Pretty muchh all the symptoms of being gay except the but F***ing guys.
Wow! that kid Jason is so incredably metro!!!
by Josh Stern January 14, 2005
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The best means of transportation if you are a teenager living in LA. you can get from the valley to the beach in and hour and a half , if your lucky . wich is prety fuking awsum , considering it would take anyone near the 101 a lifetime to travel the same distance, but of course there are a few bad things about going metro, for one , the busses are not as common on smalll streets , or streets metro chose to not give a shit about, Two there will be an ocasional bum taking up half the back of the buss with his mobile cardboard appartment . Three , thoes korean old ladies sure can get nasty if you happen to be sitting in the front of the buss , where they are prioretized. four , most of us more frequent metro goers , will have noticed that every buss driver seems to be an African american female, with freaky five inch nails , that makes you wonder if she can properly handle that steering wheel. but overall, metro is the shit.

ex1) forgot his metro buss pass and he had to hitchhike to school.

ex2)that korean lady just beat the shit out me with chiken for refusing to get up and give her my seat.

ex3) the bum sitting next to susie on the buss gave her a love hug and she never recovered

by keyboardpenny July 15, 2008
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A metro is someone who is usually in complete denial about there homosexuality. Usually Wears fluro clothes and low cut V-neck shirts that cost them $400 of there "daddys" money. A complete disgrace to the rest of the male race. While heterosexuals and homosexuals are on a equal par, metrosexuals have no place in the world and are rejected by both parties. A sickening site at the best of times.
"Hey dylan my metro friend, lets go and make out with some guys while we pretend to have girlfriends"
by Mitchel D November 06, 2007
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