Meteorologist Anaelle Effect 

A special effect that makes it rain buckets for the Houston Rockets. It has proven to be very effective.

The Rockets beat the Nets to go on a 7 game winning streak. The Meteorologist Anaelle Effect made it rain buckets in Houston! They’re going to destroy the mavs now!

Meteorologist Anaelle Effect by hehe999999 December 9, 2021

Bathroom Meteorologist 

A person who is an expert at hot boxing and taking hella bong rips in a bathroom (usually a dorm bathroom) all day, erry day. A bathroom meteorologist also forecasts bathroom weather that results from the shower being constantly turned on and off

Damn, Gavin is a fucking great bathroom meteorologist

Bathroom Meteorologist by BATHROOMMETEOROLOGIST1 November 25, 2010

Meteorologist 

Ologist: Latin for one who studies

Meteor: Greek for being wrong 73% of the time

The meteorologist is allowed to be wrong, but if I'm wrong 73% of the time I get fired.

Meteorologist by Latisha Marie August 24, 2019

meteorologist 

One who studies the activity of weather

my cousin is a meteorologist

meteorologist by Shelly May 1, 2003

Meteorologist 

(n.) a sensationalist in scientist's clothing with a propensity for being incorrect while looking good on camera.

See also: snake oil salesman.

The meteorologist on television told me to prepare for the storm of the century, so like a dutiful follower I stocked up on foodstuffs and necessities. Alas, it was just a thunderstorm.

Damn, meteorologists seem to have less scientific backing than fortune tellers! I cannot believe I cancelled my weekend plans because of their forecast!

Meteorologist by Descartes B. Forthehorse August 30, 2011

Meteorologist 

A person who gets paid to guess what the weather will be on a daily and weekly basis.

It's raining, but the meteorologist said it would be sunny and 75 for the fourth day in a row.

Meteorologist by Jesse114 January 15, 2019

Facebook meteorologist 

An idiot who thinks that everyone else doesn't already know that it's pouring outside. We all have at least seven of these self-proclaimed storm chasers in our Friends List.

Facebook meteorologist: OMFG SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE txt me lol(:
Commenter: Way to go, Captain Obvious. I had no fucking clue.

Facebook meteorologist by Xile-Lord August 17, 2011