merlo

One small, bubbly, beautiful young person with wizard powers and sexual magnet

Hey did you see merlo last night, she was looking so voluptuous

by Louis buckeroo February 28, 2021

Joe Merlo

Joe Merlo, from Quakertown (whitest place on earth) brings the "ghetto" to town. His pants are extremely large for his legs and he pulls them down to his knees at a constant rate. Being part of the mafia, he will kill your white ass.

Idiot one: "Yo! Where's that Joe Merlo kid?"
Idiot two: "Gettin up in some bitches guts."
Idiot one: "Typical."

by pizzahutismyjam April 12, 2009

Mellow Vibes Man

A saying meaning that someone or something is calm, smooth and free from bullshit man..
Wants to be at peace and pass the peace on man..✌️

🔥 Mellow Vibes Man🔥

✌ I was pissed off before toking that joint..now I'm alright..MELLOW VIBES MAN
✌ Man I'm freaking out

Just breathe in and out

Ok

How do you feel now

I'm calm MELLOW VIBES MAN

by ClassicRonnie July 1, 2019

mellow feet

When two people of any gender have some fun with there feet but afterwards ur suddenly mellow

"My 95 year old dads grandmothers pet cow caught me mellow feeting with my friends - so said moooooove outta the way so I can have some

by Dom and Cole March 18, 2017

Merlone

The state of drinking a bottle of Merlot alone.

She bought the bottle of Merlot and thought he would go to the park with her and drink it, but he said no and now she is merlone.

by kidhamishi August 26, 2013

Tissue-mellons

'Tissue-mellons' is a phenomenon generally recoursed by small breasted girls with insufficient capital to undergo a breast cosmetic surgery. Such girls, striving to boost their self-confidence, wad layers of tissue paper in the bra until a form of cleavage is somewhat contrived. More often than not, this practice ends up exacerbating the whole situation. This is beacuse when the tissue-melloned female proceeds to carnal knowledge, the man's first reactions at the bare pigeon-tits, may have considerable negative effects on the self-esteem of the former - possibly goading the girl to add more tissue-paper the next time she goes out. The 'tissue-mellons' is a vicious cycle.

Example 1
Mary: Hurry up the taxi is here! The party starts in 15 minutes!
Sue: Fuck! Why are we out of toilet paper on a Saturday night?!
Mary: Come on let's go! You can tissue-mellons your boobs later!
Sue: fucking tits!!

Example 2
John: did you bang that chick yesterday?
Peter: yeah dude. I took her to my place and guess what?! She was tissue-melloned! But I fucked her anyways.

by The Malteser. October 2, 2016

Mellorine

Sanji's favorite thing to say around nwami swan or robin chwan

Nami: is doing anything
Sanji: mellorine mellorine mellorine...
Robin: is robin

Sanji: mellorine mellorine mellorine

by BIRB December 7, 2019