The process of making love
Complete loss of control due to being in love with someone (associated with sex)
Fading into one another; mentally and physically
Often long-lasting, meaningful, affectionate and slow
"I know you that you guys fucked last night, Johnny told me."
"No, we didn't. Having a meltdown with someone vs. fucking someone is a big difference."
by Crumbie Martian August 11, 2016
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Essentially a bicycle which has fallen apart and is no longer rideable, but due to desparation it is used regardless. Original meltdown was manned by Plodman.
To qualify a bike as meltdown-esque, it must have at least 3 of the following:
- Brake cables snapped/no break mechanism
- No ability to shift gears
- A wheel so buckled you could classify it as voluptuous
- A warped and bent frame that is hardly able to support to weight of the rider
- The name of the rider scrawled upon the frame in permanent marker

Random chugger: "Hey Mox, did Plodman ride the meltdown tonight?"
Mox: "He tried, but he lost it's handlebars on a chugquest home last night. Let's get some chicks."
by Loz Cook April 13, 2009
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A message board post resulting from a severe pwning
216962. by ProfReality, 6/12/09 12:03 ET

I live vicariously through a shitty panted old jack-a$$ and his retarded son, and the scholarly bald-headed, thick calved, limited athletic ability players that they covet.

Signed HJ Nation

^^meltdown^^
by Dorothy Zbornak June 12, 2009
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While playing WoW, the graphics turn into geometrical shapes and all the text turns into what appears to be Russian text.
Holy crap! I just had a Russian Meltdown! Gotta reboot and reset WoW.
by Clyher May 1, 2010
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When you shit and cum at the same time. Christopher Columbus discovered North America by accident (cuming). He then went back to tell about it (shitting)
Man, I was so worried in the interview because the employee there was so hot, I had a Columbus meltdown!
by Flimbob13 October 8, 2019
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When a guy tries to make a point, has no clue and loses his temper. Usually much like a Wrecks Road Scholar, he has no real grasp on the subject, rants endlessly like an old man, is insulting and surly. He usually ends with a real blow up since he has nothing left at that point. His tactics run from projection and fingerpointing (blaming others for his failures) to name-calling to cover up his stupidity. This kind of person is very lonely and has few friends. They are known for trying to hide their vital statistics and making enemies with their neighbors. They prefer to live in gated communities with high security while spitting on everybody else. They are arrogant, idiotic, biased, narrow-minded, bigoted and extremely limited in intelligence and those are their good points. The best way to deal with a Meltdown Mikey is to cross the street.
Meltdown Mikey is blowing it again.
Wow, you're smarter than that! It's not like you're Meltdown Mikey, dude.
by Mysterion December 6, 2007
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The act of going on a desperate ramble or rant on twitter, then being highly aggressive to other people, and just generally being a huge dick on twitter. usually as a reaction of getting harassed, made fun of or just being desperate. Total social suicide
Person 1: Did you see Phil Fish's twitter meltdown yesterday? Dude got angry.
Person 2: Yeah, it was pretty pathetic.
by Funky World November 4, 2015
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