Melted

A word typically used by gamers to describe the act of destroying the enemy ruthlessly.

player 1: did you see that other player? he just eliminated the entire enemy team!

player 2: i know dude, he totally melted them!

by dirtgore September 18, 2019

Melting

The process of dying a little inside when seeing someone attractive.

Rachael Katz+Max Cahn and no shirt= melting...nuff said

by djkittykatzpur October 28, 2011

Melted

A Scottish slang word to describe someone absolutely blazed.

"Mate, I was absolutely melted yesterday with Greg"

by Wank doctor August 29, 2017

Melting

When you're just so loved up with your bf/gf that you feel like your heart is melting

Guy: You mean the world to me
Girl: Awh, my heart is melting

by Cait.lin March 31, 2020

Melting

When somebody's grasp of reality and sanity starts to slip, usually sometime during day 2 of a bender, when they start to question their ability to continue the debauch.

'Boys I'm definitely melting, these morning beers are treating me rough-
- 'Go on son, get a Scottish handshake down ya!'

by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019

the melts

Traumatic, instantaneous bodily fluid evacuation, as in liquid shits. Extra care must be taken when cleaning oneself, lest you experience the following secondary conditions:

- swamp ass
- duck butter

Often, ring sting is experienced during an episode of the melts

<running to the nearest bathroom/trash can/bush> "the melts! I got the melts!!!!"

by Freddy B. January 8, 2008

Melted

When a sesh soldier is absolutely at the end of their tether and simply cannot handle any more shenanigans, they are Melted

'Come on son, get a another Scottish handshake down you!'
- 'can't mate, I'm absolutely melted and feel like Satan himself is punching me in the liver'

by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019