A fart so powerful, the shock waves generated will destroy your intestines and snap your spinal cord. Meanwhile, creating the most intense sense of relief, so your impending death is almost accepted in a gracious manner. The time and place a mega fart will occur is not determinable.
*Only documented case was of a fat man who literally exploded from the chest down and was also decapitated by the force.
*Only documented case was of a fat man who literally exploded from the chest down and was also decapitated by the force.
by eggpress1 August 24, 2006
by MasterLink2003 December 17, 2004
When you stand on your head and wait for the mega fart to rise and then fire it out like the god of war if you poop its a win win
1. I haven’t showered in a month.
2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey!
1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺
2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY
2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey!
1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺
2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY
by MushaPickleJuice December 30, 2022
When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.
Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024