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mega fart 

A fart so powerful, the shock waves generated will destroy your intestines and snap your spinal cord. Meanwhile, creating the most intense sense of relief, so your impending death is almost accepted in a gracious manner. The time and place a mega fart will occur is not determinable.
*Only documented case was of a fat man who literally exploded from the chest down and was also decapitated by the force.
Was that a megafart?....Trick question. No one has ever survived a mega fart.
mega fart by eggpress1 September 5, 2006

Mega fart 

When you stand on your head and wait for the mega fart to rise and then fire it out like the god of war if you poop its a win win
Sorry I'm late i was doing some mega farts
Mega fart by anonymous November 10, 2020

Mega fart cannon

The maker of the hit game, Mirakain Quest. And a master of all the obvious.
For, instance "The Code" will be used.
Mega fart cannon by MasterLink2003 December 16, 2004

Mega Fart Pig Monkey 

Used to describe an obese black nigger that farts often and reeks of shit.
1. I haven’t showered in a month.

2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey!

1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺

2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY

mega brain fart 

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.
Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
mega brain fart by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

The one where peter farts into mega face 

narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up
The one where peter farts into mega face- NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP

The one where peter farts into mega face 

The one where peter farts into mega face
The one where peter farts into mega face
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