meat spoon

The human penis.

"Mmm hmm," leered Ned. "Reese Witherspoon doesn't wither MY spoon. My meat spoon, that is!"

by Blecchy Green December 7, 2009

meat spoon

a spoon dull of a dull gray-ish meat-like substance. It can be found in the wilds of the cafeteria and is highly intelligent.

Diana grimaces as ahe sees her friend about to eat a meat spoon.

by Hannah <(^^)> March 12, 2008

Montreal Meat Spoon

When two people are making sweet love and the man cums inside the woman (preferrably a contortionist or experienced stripper). Then the woman will lie on her back with her legs over her head attempting to have the cum drizzle into her mouth. Although this practice is not commonly enacted, it does spice up things in the bedroom.

Brian:"Oh man you know Celeste from the strip club?"

Patrick:"Oh yeah man she is wild."

Brian:"Yeah man last night she did the Montreal Meat Spoon. Its much more exciting in person."

by Flyhunter June 13, 2009