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Meat Seat 

A clan in the MMORPG Runescape centered around large penises and woodcutting.

Requirements:
8+ inches
99 woodcutting
Imper588: Hey mic, you heard about that cool clan "Meat Seat"?

Mic T: Ye m8, but I severely lack the penis length to join :(

Imper588: Same :(
Meat Seat by Poopstain687 June 16, 2011

meat seat 

A meat seat is when someone else has defecated in a toilet before you and has not flushed.
I innocently went to a toilet stall and left in a hurry when I noticed that someone had left a meat seat.
meat seat by Charlie Poot February 16, 2007

meat seat 

When a woman's inner labia is hanging out from her vagina.
"So, what did you think of Emily last night?" I don't know man, she had some major meat seat." "Really? I dig a girl with good meat seat." "Naw, it's not for me."
meat seat by Kenny Lingice June 14, 2007

Meat Seat Gurpin 

Meat Seat refers to a mans lap, namely is erect penis which is ripe for the gurpin. Gurpin refers to any sexual act you can perform while in the sitting position. Gurpin can also be done with clothes on. (see ex.)
1. Yea that girl was crazy about riding my meat seat all night, she gurped it up.
2. Did you see that stripper at the bar last night? She was giving out free Gurps for any Meat Seat that was willing.
3. Her specialty is Meat Seat Gurpin.

meat seat street 

Going backdoor on someone with an unusually large ass.
Martin went meat seat street on Hattie Mae Pierce.
meat seat street by Handjobs#2 February 28, 2020

360 meat seat 

When a girl is sitting on your meat and spins around 360 degrees also know as the helicopter
My girl sat on my 360 meat seat and she spun
360 meat seat by Eat dat pussy 445 February 15, 2017