meat guillotine

when you are in trouble with your girlfriend and she cuts off your penis

"my girlfriend caught me cheating the other its still hurting from when she did a really painful meat guillotine on me"

by 69_kushlover_420 March 18, 2015

Meat Guillotine

Slap your friend's adam's apple with your penis while he's sleeping, then throw your hands up and scream "You Just Got Meat Guillotined", throw water on him, and walk out.

Hey John's sleeping, he's going to get a meat guillotine.

by SophiasMomma24 March 12, 2015

Meat Guillotine

The act of cutting off a poo in a hurry by tensing your butt

The fire alarm went off whilst I was taking a dump so I had to engage the meat guillotine.

by Meat Man 666 March 09, 2015