meat faucet

A penis, dong, stiffy, dick, tadger, prick, Willy, John Thomas, one-eyed trouser snake, piece of pork, wife's best friend, Percy, or cock....

To be used when referencing oral stimulation.

Come... partake... drink from my meat faucet and quench your thirst.

by Rick-tha-warehouse-manager February 25, 2008