Meat burrito 

Street slang for an erect penis. Food substitute. Cali-spanic in origin. See Chupame la verga

Girlfriend: "I'm hungry."

Boyfriend: "I've gotta meat burrito you can work on."

OR

Waiter: "Did you save room for dessert?"

Girlfriend: "Not tonight."

Boyfriend: "Ya, she has to leave room for my meat burrito."

Meat burrito by whtmnfrmtwn July 28, 2011

Sweaty Meat Burrito

Its when you fuck the fat rolls of a Hispanic Girl

Hey Julio! I made a Sweaty Meat Burrito with Your Mom Last night!

Sweaty Meat Burrito by BradentonButtTickler June 25, 2023

burrito meat 

The glorious coif of chest hair that bubbles out from the neckline of a man's shirt.

Sick burrito meat, bro.

burrito meat by Burrito Mistress September 22, 2016

Meat and Cheese burrito 

When you take foreskin, elongate it, and let it crust over time letting cheese form inside. Then you roll it, so it’s layered with cheese and foreskin, making a sort of fucked up burrito with layers and you then let someone give you a blowjob.

Jonus: “Dude how did it go with Jessy last night?”
Gabriel: “I gave her that meat and cheese burrito (explains definition).”
Jonus: “What the fuck.”

Meat and Cheese burrito by CyreeseLym(FromOblock) July 30, 2024